>All Quiet On The Western Front / Ugly Mets Attire

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All quiet. J-Man hasn’t stabbed anyone. I can’t do the Willie/Omar/Wilpons thing again. So I thought I’d hit mlb.com and see what atrocities they’d like us to buy.

Ah the old swoosh logo. As popular as the Islanders Gorton Fisherman. At least it’s not black.


While wearing your swoosh shirt, why not wear this hat so we can punch you in the nose and steal your girlfriend.

Or maybe you should just get this stupid combo and look like a softball team…oh wait that’s the actual uniform this team chooses to wear. Well I guess black and blue are gangsta colors, so Jerry will be at home if he cuts Reyes. Do gangstas wear gray pants?