Supreme Court ruling: Mets do not have a chance at winning the World Series

This is reportedly from a Supreme Court ruling today.

“If your child admits that she ‘did not read a book all summer,’ you will surmise that she did not read any book (but went to the movies a lot),” Kagan wrote. “And if a sports-fan friend bemoans that ‘the New York Mets do not have a chance of winning the World Series,’ you will gather that the team has no chance whatsoever (because they have no hitting).”

The ruling was unanimous.

Via businessweek/bloomberg