Deadspin: Internet Commenters Should Probably Stop Trying To Trade For Giancarlo Stanton

A good laugh.  This is my favorite part.

Scott Hairston is not actually on the Mets, so the Mets can’t trade him for Stanton. Had he known this is all it would take to get Stanton, Alderson have extended Hairston before he declared free agency.

via Internet Commenters Should Probably Stop Trying To Trade For Giancarlo Stanton.