I am looking forward to Banner Day as you probably know. A few rules.

1. Don’t be a jerk.

If you are frustrated with Wilpons or parking prices or the color of the fence, this is not the day. You don’t show up at family parties and start cursing everyone out. Stay positive.

2. No excuses

Come on dude, you had months to plan. We even got the dang date moved. Show up.

3. Make a banner

Again, no excuses. Go to the Dollar Store and buy a poster board. Scribble Let’s Go Mets on it. Done.

4. It never rains on Banner Day

This is just a rule. No excuses.


Here is a teaser for my banner.



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