The Curse Of Mets Free Shirt Friday?

Oh the humanity! I have uncovered The Curse Of Free Shirt Friday!!! Basically, if the Mets offer you to be on a shirt SAY NO.

Let’s take a look…

First, let’s celebrate a pennant as we head toward ANOTHER pennant, right? This jinxed the thing out of the box.

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Then, the shirts celebrated the Fab Four. Raise your arm if you’re not hurt. Also notice Colon is NOT on the shirt!!!

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Quick name two 1986 Mets. Right…and now they are fighting with each other!

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Back issues!

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7 and 6 in August!

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Um….I got nothing.

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Hey wait my shtick is totally falling apart here…

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Hey what happened to the curse….

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Ah here it is…DL stint!

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If someone offers you $30 million….

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Could be Division Elimination day!

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And whatever this is. All catchers beware!

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And if you’d made it this far, go back and read my original snarky Free Shirt Friday Preview like I just did because it’s quite hilarious.