A million years ago I hit a Mets game with two friends and we had some pretty snazzy field level seats. We went down to the front, where….
A) we were harassed by some jerky Shea Stadium security guard. Hey 1980s Shea Security guard – how about you let some kids get some autographs.
B) my friend, again A KID, almost got tossed by jerky security guard (he has a walrus mustache and we referred to him as Officer Walrus for years)
C) all this was because we were chatting up Ron Gardenhire of all people. We asked Ron to hit a home run for us. He said he would. He did not.
