I did a post like this year and made myself laugh so I figured I’d do it again…..and this year I have failed miserably. I share because I love you, but yeah I know this one is swinging and missing at the top…it gets better.
Hey need you to design some new t-shirts for 2017.
Can’t we just ask whatshisname?
You know Jeff isn’t going for that. You and I can bang this out in like ten minutes.
OK fine, but I was planning to watch Wizard of Oz tonight. Hey, that gives me an idea…
Click your heels three times and pay $8.50 in convenience fees!
Hey I have an idea, what if Jose Reyes had been an Atari 2600 cartridge. What would the box art have looked like?
You went a long way for that joke man, and it’s not even funny. More importantly, why are we doing a t-shirt for a reserve infielder?
I think you know.
Duda, Walker, Cabrera and Wright. Why are we doing a t-shirt for a reserve infielder?
Let it go dude.
But why are we….
Let it go dude. Look – superheroes!
Gatorade?
No
You know lightning is Shazam’s thing right?
Who the hell is Shazam?
Captain Marvel from DC Comics
What?
Never mind. You know last year’s version of this post was much funnier right?
Yeah, those first two shirts didn’t give us much.
I don’t get it.
You know, deGrom. Long hair.
Noah has long hair.
You know, deGrom. Long hair.
Gsellman has long hair.
You know, deGrom. Long hair.
OK let’s move on, wanna make one nice looking one so that dumb ass blogger doesn’t make fun of us?
Nice. We should probably do something for Cespedes after spending $110 million on him.
What do you think?
Why is it a road t-shirt? Why doesn’t it say Mets?
All our stuff says Mets.
Actually none of our stuff says Mets. Isn’t that a little weird?
You want weird, I’ll give you weird….
What is even happening here?
What do you mean?
What the hell is this? Some weird New York font and a skyline with three buildings? What is this?
Fine. You want Mets, here’s Mets.
Nice!
No snarky comment?
Nope, nice.
No dumb bitching that it’s black?
Nope, nice.
Wait we’re giving away jerseys?
We are?
Yeah, the graphic says replica jerseys. Is it a jersey or a t-shirt?
Um, I guess it’s a jersey? A jersey is a shirt, right? It’s free shirt Friday not free t-shirt Friday.
Jeff’s gonna kill us when he gets the bill on this one. Let’s do something super simple next week so we can bring the budget down.
This is as cheap as I can go.
I think you nailed it.
Um….
What?
You know we did Let’s Go Mets already right?
So?
Isn’t it kind of odd that we did Reyes but we haven’t done David Wright? Why are we doing a shirt for a reserve infielder and not our captain. I mean that’s really weird man.
Shhhh. x-nay on the ight-Wray. You know we aren’t supposed to talk about that.
But Terry said he’s going to play in 130 games. Why wouldn’t we have him on a….
SSSSSHHHHH JEFF WILL HEAR YOU.
What is this?
Read it.
I can’t. What does it say on the orange part?
Just read it.
I hope it says “I am a picture of Matt Harvey” because I don’t know if you noticed but we’re out of Fridays and we didn’t do a Matt Harvey shirt.
Hey man, we didn’t even do a David Wright shirt.
Good point.
You know this post sucked this year right?
The first half was rough but it got a little better at the end. We’re really not doing Wright or Harvey?
Nope.
Duda? Walker? Cabrera? Jay Bruce?
Jay Bruce? Are you effing kidding? He won’t even be here for Free Shirt January 18th.
Good point. We done?
Done.
Go watch Wizard of Oz. Awful set-up bro…..although the convenience fees line wasn’t bad. Later.
