Mets Morning Laziness: Mainstream Media discovers Gsellman, Reyes could steal bases!

Good morning!

Well, the Mainstream Media has discovered Gsellman and are writing articles about how he is going to be the 5th starter.  YOU THINK?  Like seriously, YOU THINK?   Lugo has been off in a dopey tournament, Colon is in Atlanta, Wheeler has been out forever and has like a 39 innings cap*.  Who the hell did you think was the 5th starter?  No, like seriously, who did you think was the 5th starter? Thanks newspaper guy.

(* actual inning cap may be exaggerated low)

Wait until newspaper guys find out Jose Reyes is the 3B.   They did however find out that Reyes Could Be A Stolen Bases Threat.  I am not linking to that either.

This lame obvious space filling stuff drives me nuts.  It adds nothing.

 

Anyways….

New food at Citi Field.  

Tim Tebow’s Fireflies have a cool giveaway having nothing to do with Tim.

 

TV/Radio

Today: 1pm vs Astros SNY

Saturday: 1pm at Braves, use the MLB for Braves radio

 

And that’s it.  Nothing happening this spring.  The 5 starters and 8 positions were all decided last November whether the remaining beat knew it or not….so unless bullpen spots excite you, this is a spring of no news – but as we know in Queens, no news is good news.