Mets Morning Laziness: Matz is totally fine really why are you asking

If my friends the Mets say Matz is fine and they are just being cautious, would I throw in this lighted match?

 

 

Don’t call my tweets a clown tweet.  I might save it and drag it out a month later.

Define 100% Christina M.

 

 

 

Interesting tweet in which David Lennon calls the Mets “fed up with” Matz.  Hmmmm.

 

 

 

We avoided Panic City when The Dark Knight Pitched Well yesterday.  Details from Batman himself.

 

 

The mainstream media is so cute.  Yesterday afternoon they were reporting that Gsellman looks likely to be in the rotation, and the candidates for the other spot include Lugo. You think?  Thanks mainstream media!

 

 

Jose Reyes hit a triple and #MetsTwitter was so excited.

Jon Niese was released by New York (AL).  Somewhere Jason Fry is happy.  BTW I do a podcast with Jason which you should check out.

Terry says, and really pay no attention to what Terry says unless by Terry says you mean Sandy says, that Conforto could make the team if Lagares is out.  Wait, there was a chance Conforto wasn’t going to make this team?

Somebody actually wrote something interesting!  So let’s support NON-LAMENESS by all clicking on this article in the Times about how Curtis Granderson is drinking a lot of water.

 

TV/Radio

Today:  Wheeler throws to the sounds of Marlins broadcasters on the MLB App.  Meanwhile the rest of the split squad plays Washington on WOR.  1pm both.

Tuesday: Gsellmania (copyright Mets Police) on ESPN, SNY AND WOR!!!  1pm

Wed: Braves at 1pm on The Braves Radio Network (MLB App)

Thurs: off

Friday:  big exhibition game at Citi Field!  No TV, no radio, no t-shirt enthusiasts (they have plans elsewhere.)

And that’s a wrap for the spring.  If you can’t figure out how to watch or listen to regular season games without my help you should switch blogs to one of the Amazing Apple Insider Blogs or the guy that totally stole “Morning Briefing” from Rubin.