Mets Morning Laziness: Thanks SNY. Thanks Jay Bruce.

I want to thank SNY for inviting me to last night’s game.  I WAS ACTUALLY GONNA GO and it turned out, no joke, somehow my wife had Broadway tickets so I had to do school pickups and soccer practice.  SNY had hooked me up with good seats too!

Man what a sellout, I bet that’s why Mets Police always says nice things about SNY.

Thanks SNY!

Slackish Reaction:  The Mets lost 3-0 because you guys traded Jay Bruce last off-season.  It’s a shame because on Earth-2 the Mets kept Bruce who homered twice and the Mets won!  Jose Reyes still sucks.  The game was over by 9:45 wasn’t that wonderful?

TDA and Duda left the game with injuries.  This is Queens so expect them back sometime next summer.  I dunno, ask the Post.

This is not the strongest of encouragements: If David Wright could throw the ball across the infield, he could play today,” Collins said.

Familia is back, and the Post thinks Average Mets Fan gives a hoot about why Familia was out.  If he pitches well he can do whatever he wants.  Welcome to pro sports everyone.

Over at one of the Amazing Mets Insiderized Blogs, someone wrote that the Mets have to maximize their rotation!  Yeah?  NOT LINKING.

Thor has a new manicure routine!   Speaking of Thor, watch this ad for Thor Hair Hat Day

The Mets store sells exclusive caps?

My ideas to speed up baseball.

The Reyes Watch Watch is ON