Mets Morning Laziness: “It’s only 1:19, how could they be losing 5-0?”


The Mets want you to think they had a good weekend. They are 7.5 games out. They are trying to bovine you that soon SETH LUGO WILL BE BACK TO SAVE THE DAY. Think folks. The 2019 Rebuild has begun!

SLACKISH REACTION: My son says to me, “The Mets are losing 5-0.” I say it’s 1:19, how could they be losing 5-0″ Kevin T. Milone had one of the worst pitching lines since Joe Sambito (look him up kids). Awful.

Tim Tebow hit his THIRD home run. Now, is it me or did he have like two in three games and they were hyping the hell out of his power. Three???

Generic Harvey has to pitch better article in the newspaper.

Gelbs announced SNY has a new original segment where they will show someone wearing a random jersey.  Great idea, guys.   Never heard of such a thing!  Maybe you could call it You Own This Mets Jersey (or Straight Cash Homey)