Mets Police Morning Laziness: Pill Day, Summer here, Season over

SLACKISH REACTION:   I’m telling you, my plan of No Baseball After 10pm and No Saturday Night (and Sunday Night) Baseball is life changing.  You get your life back.  Tonight is Pill Day.  Go to bed and wake up and see how he did.  Why chase this until 1am?   Anyway, the Mets lost 12-0.

I’m reading that the Mets starters are underperforming.  I don’t want to be mean but other teams usually swap pitching coaches when that happens.

The home run numbers this season are very suspicious.   Very suspicious.

The Newspaper got me to click on this snazzy headline! “Mets are going to mess with Jose Reyes while he’s hot!”   But now I’m mad I clicked it because it’s just that Cabrera is getting his SS job back.  So NOT LINKING.  I just summarized it for you.   The other newspaper also has Generic Jose Reyes Article about how he is getting older.  Not linking.

I feel bad for all the long suffering Mets fans who have watched and stood by this team since August 2015.  This must be a rough season to watch.  Aaron Judge jerseys are on sale if you need an out.

Happy Pill Day!!!

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