Mets Police Morning Laziness: Hammer Time! (Pretty strong edition for a Saturday)

What are you doing? Stop reading this and get on line if you want a Thor bobblehead.  The line is probably all the way to 103rd street by the time you finish this sentence.

Oh, and sometimes a hammer is a hammer guys.

SLACKISH RECATION:  Enjoyable game.  Terry knew to get Matz out and get Robles in.  Conforto Conforto’d.  Gary did a genuine Home Run Call.  The game sailed past three hours which is really insane, if I told you we were going to sit down to watch 4 hours of the same show (hey let’s watch 4 hours of Game of Thrones!) wouldn’t that seem burdensome?  The red hot Mets are just 12.5 back!

Oh yeah I totally forgot that Cespedes wants to end his career with the A’s.  That.  Oh and that Bob Melvin is the best manager.  Anyway, Curtis would come back.

A Mets player violated the rules last night.

You need to read what I wrote about Gelbs.  Nobody has disagreed yet.

Now that Murph is gone, the Mets are OK with “servicable” infield defense if you can hit like TJ Rivera.  Oh.

The newspaper says the Mets need a 3B.  But David Wright is signed they 2020 and was resuming baseball activities and stuff.

The Mets hired mental coaches?

Congratulations Jason Fry!

Off to a soccer tournament and then to see Barcelona.  Soccer!