Mets Police Morning Laziness: 16.5 back now!

I really like Rangers Horse. Lots of fun.

SLACKISH REACTION:  There was no game.  The 4th Place its are 16.5 back.

The Mets will play the disadvantaged Texas Rangers who won’t get to use one of their everyday starters.  Think about how stupid that is.

Wait until everyone discovers the Subway Series is next week.  How do you think the First Place Yankees vs 4th Place Mets is gonna play in the media?

Not linking: Ike Davis struck out the side in a minor league game.  He’s a pitcher now.

Not linking: generic Jay Bruce stories.  Now the media loves Jay Bruce.  Welcome to the party.  Eventually y’all will start listening to me about which players are actually good despite what #TheNarrative says.

Gotta work…