Mets Police Morning Laziness: Mets Turkeys are coming

Get your nominations in for Monday’s Annual Mets Turkeys column.  This could be anyone from Mets history.  Maybe it’s someone who was traded for Roger & Lenny.   Maybe it’s your favorite Cinco De Mayo aficionado.  A GM who didn’t re-sign your favorite player.   It might even be a manager who has yet to manage a game but wants to destroy the sport of baseball.  Let me know.

SLACKISH REACTION:  Tickets go on sale at 10am today.  This is an annual tradition where I log in to get Opening Day tickets and by 10:00 and 1 millisecond all that are left are $3000 Superiosity Club Seats.   And ticket fees and convenience fees and fees fees.  Anyway expect a post around 10:15 this morning.   If I get OD tix I will go, and if not I may just sit home for another year (unless my bromance Jason Fry agrees to go to Star Wars Night.  Seems like something we should do as a Man Date.)

The newspaper would like the Mets to get Erik Hosmer.  I had to look up who that is.  Apparently he is a Royals 1B.  Again, this sport lacks stars.  I really had no idea who that was.

And the sport does lack the star power of the other leagues.   Tell me who this person is…

Eyeroll time on the next item…

…I like the mindset but which players does Mickey think he has?  Does he even have three healthy outfielders to start?

This is a recent photo of David Wright

Keith talked about whether or not steroids users should been the HOF

Wally Backman was named manager…

Is Dwight Gooden the best Mets player of the 1980s?

Was Darryl?