Mets Police Morning Laziness: Santa Doc Strippers!

SLACKISH REACTION: Well I didn’t expect THIS to be the news…

The oft-troubled former Mets and Yankees pitcher will be dressed in full Santa attire while having strippers from Vivid Cabaret NYC seated on his lap on Tuesday night — asking them if they’ve been naughty or nice, apparently — according to a release from the Midtown club. (Daily News)

…at least now he’s “former Mets and Yankees pitcher.”   Oh Doc….

NOT LINKING: Everyone has a “Jay Bruce interested in the Mets” article.  When it happens I will write about it.  When it doesn’t I will write about it.  In the meantime I hate articles about hypotheticals.  Not Linking.

The other newspaper says the Mets will tender contracts to Harvey and Wheeler.

LOL followup to yesterday’s analysis….

I don’t know what “mets” means in French but my twitter search is gummed up with lots of French tweets this morning. And Harvey search has been absolutely ruined by Mr. Weinstein.

David Wright sighting!

Happy December folks.