Mets Police Morning Laziness: Stanton to Yankees, nobody to Mets

As I eat my breakfast the news is that is Stanton going to the Yankees.  (Now remember the national media blew the Ohtani story and the local guys can’t even get Santa right, so maybe this Yankees thing is false).

It is good for baseball to pair him up with the Judge who they so desperately want (and need) to be a superstar.  Makes the Yankees a glam team again.  Meanwhile in Queens……um…….

Darling, Teufel and Alfonzo were up in Syracuse yesterday.  Here’s a thorough recap of the visit and some Mets related comments, but honestly nothing interesting.

NOT LINKING: The guys at Amazing Apple Insiderized METS Blog Report have the random “let me throw a name out there” article.  Actually they have two.  Wow.

NOT LINKING: Linkbait headlines that Noah Syndergaard would also play RF if they would let him.  Great.  I would star in a Star Wars movie if they would let me.