Today there is a Must Read! There hasn’t been a must read in a while, but today Marc Carig brings the heat to the Wilpons basically asking where all the money is. It really isn’t anything that everyone on twitter has said (back to your mom’s basement everyone, The Professional Writers are here) but at least finally someone with a newspaper is bothering to do something other than crack jokes, Will anything come of it? Other than giving Chris Carlin some show prep – nope.
SLACKISH REACTION: 8:30am on a Sunday. Why is the bagel store out of PLAIN at 8:30 on a Sunday. Come on. Lots of Bagels Noobs in line today. The key to all this is that the Main Guy wasn’t there. Never underestimate the manager. This would never have happened under his watch. So Onion and Egg sub in.
I love that suddenly Twitter has discovered the BAM Money. I have been preaching about this for years but once again nobody bothers to listen.
Hey @jerryblevins, seems like we need a potential top 5 nickname list for @ASwarzak51. Here it goes.
1. the Swaz
2. Swazey (dirty dancing style 🕺)
3. Sweezy 4 Sheezy
4. DJ Swak
5. Morris (as in Zak) https://t.co/BToYTYc7fy— Noah Syndergaard (@Noahsyndergaard) December 16, 2017
I know you come here for the NOT LINKING which is when I just tell you what a story says and refuse to link to it because it’s click bait.
Today I introduce a new segment, which is DUMB ASS NONSENSE. Here’s today’s DUMB ASS NONSENSE. DUMB ASS NONSENSE is stuff that is so stupid that you don’t need me to comment. A reminder to never click on DUMB ASS NONSENSE. Here is some now….
The Yankees should swipe Jacob deGrom from the Mets https://t.co/HCjCAWG8qc via @yanksgoyardFS pic.twitter.com/9Guh9yA3Yd
— FanSided MLB (@FanSidedMLB) December 15, 2017
