The Dark Knight speaks at Mets Spring Training

This is so disappointing. TDK didn’t say anything ridiculous. He didn’t show up in a Batman t-shirt. I can’t see his socks. What the hell am I supposed to make fun of? And not one of the surviving beat asked him about his socks. Can’t the Athletic hire Stuttering John or something for some fun? Otherwise all we’re going to get is a guy telling us he’s looking forward to the season