Mets Police Morning Laziness: Panik Citi already boring

DID THE METS GET NEW PLAYERS?  One faction of the media says they want to trade Lagares for Joe Panik.  Others say that’s hogwash.  Even others say they want Panik but not for Lagares.  Looks like The Media wants to talk about this for another day.  Yawn.  I just want the Panik City (Panik Citi?)  t-shirts from Darren.

Here’s some solid stupid:  Sandy Alderson telling the newspaper he thinks the Mets have good roster.   Why is that stupid?  Click.

If you’re new to the Morning Laziness and how it works, it is the evil stepchild of Adam Rubin’s Morning Briefing.  Whereas the briefing was designed to inform and give you things to read, I am here to mock and to save you time by telling you what’s a complete waste of time and/or clickbait and/or can be summed up in the headline so why read it.  I call that NOT LINKING.  But before we get to that….I have links.

Kenley Jensen is a major leaguer who DOES NOT GET IT on Pace of Play.  Foolish comments from him.

David Wright has supposedly been at camp for two days and there is NOT ONE PHOTO.

 

NOT LINKING:  The newspaper wrote about Dom Smith looking thinner.  Yeah we know.  See how that works?  If I had linked you might have clicked on it and given away 25 seconds of your life.  Don’t.

The star pitcher is cuckolding the mascot again for some reason.   Someone in Queens please move him off this joke.  David, can you talk to him?

I kinda hope Mr. Met’s twitter goes rogue and starts hitting on whoever Thor dates next.

Yesterday was quiet in PSL, hopefully today has more silliness.