Mets Police Morning Laziness: Conforto, Wheeler, Sockless Syndergaard

SLACKISH REACTION:   The Olympics are boring.  The Florida legislature are cowards and fools.  The new beat looks like it will be as good as last year’s beat.

CAN I WATCH TODAY’S GAME?   No.  There is no game today.  But you can watch Friday’s game on SNY!

  • Friday                  Braves   1:10pm  SNY
  • Saturday             Cardinals 1:10pm WPIX
  • Sunday                Marlins 1:10pm SNY
  • Monday               Nope
  • Tuesday              Astros 1:10 SNY
  • Wednesday       Nope
  • Thursday 3/1     Marlins 1:10 SNY

NOT LINKING:   The Not Linking Section is for articles where all you need are the headlines.  Conforto has started swinging and is targeting May.  Wheeler is being exiled to the bullpen and he’s not happy.  (Dude throw zeroes and you’ll be fine, you actually control your own fate here it is February 21).  Dom Smith lost weight but will hit more HRs.   Whatever.

THE NARRATIVE:  P.J. Conlon is opening eyes!

Speaking of caps, check out these concept caps.

And speaking of caps, on Friday all the MLB teams will wear caps to honor those killed in last week’s shooting.  I have decided now is not the time to make my well discussed post about first responder caps so I will just say good job MLB.

Noah went sockless.