Mets Police Morning Laziness: do not tempt the baseball gods

THE NARRATIVE: Articles about how the Mets will finally have their dream rotation of Thor, Jake, Mystic, Matz and Wheeler. That’s just tempting the baseball gods.

SLACKISH RECATION: 7 innings on March 18th seems high. Did we at least get t-shirts out of it? No? Then what are we doing?

CAN I WATCH TODAY’S METS GAME:   No.

NOT LINKING: Nothing to not link to.  The college kids at AAIMBR must have been watching basketball.