Mets Police Morning Laziness: Brewers cuckold Mets, Gare mails it in

Oh man Mets Intern 5 offed me, I didn’t get any postgame notes and I could really use them as I overslept and am already late for the soccer tournament.

SLACKISH REACTION: I was watching the game and fine with them losing 3-2 in 2.5 hours and then the stupid Mets tied it up. It was like 11pm and even thought it was a tie game in the 9th I realized I really didn’t care (plus Gary Ron games are boring) so I bailed.

I see they lost anyway. Could have saved us all time, Mets.

Don’t cuckold the mascot if you can’t win the game.

I see people turning on Mickey, specifically after lifting Mr. Thor to have The Reyes bat.  Fun.  Wish I had more time to write about this. I don’t.

Camo today.  We finally found out where the money goes.  100% of it.

Gare was on autopilot last night. He was obsessed with The Wall, and used it a few times including one shot (not the one below) that was clearly gone.  There was also a ball in the corner that he couldn’t see I guess but he managed to work in a “to the wall” before miscalling it and not realizing it was an out.  I know the guy is gonna make the Hall but it’s going to be off the front half of his career and some longevity if he keeps Sterlinging.