Mets Police Announce Curse Of The PSL’s Placed On Giants

(EAST RUTHERFORD) – The “Mets Police” today announced they were placing a curse on the Evil Money Grubbing Football Giants Of New Jersey.

The Curse of The PSL’s will remain in effect for the remainder of the Giants tenure at Giants Stadium, and for the entire lifetime of “New Meadowlands Stadium.”   The Curse of The PSL’s is punishment for being completely disrespectful of their fanbase in 2008.

The Curse shall cause the Giants to never ever win the Super Bowl until “New Meadowlands” is torn down.   No transfer of ownership will lift the curse, so the team should stay in the losing hands of the present ownership forever.   They will have their money, but they shall have no additional rings.

The Mets Police decided not to place a similar curse on the Jets because (a) they met the fanbase half-way and (b) they have enough curses on them already and (c) the Jets will never make a Super Bowl anyway so it would be impossible to tell if the curse worked.