I Guess "Midget Mets" Isn’t PC

Remeember the “Midget Mets?”  This was the kids fan club in the 80’s and the club had it’s own entrance at Shea that was where “Gate F” would have been.
 
I remember in 1984 during the heart of Cubsbusters the Midget Mets fanclub got free tickets to a game – teh Mets picked a crappy random game against the Cubs who had been equally as sucky as the Mets were in 1983.  Lo and behold (is that a real phrase?) the Mets-Cubs random game became a doubleheader, and one of the hottes tickets of the season – and the Mets got stuck with 20,000 kids in the upper deck, none of whom were going to buy a $3 beer.  Ha-ha!
 
Anyway, this morning the Mets have invited me to be in the “Fan Club For Kids.”  For $25 you get a bunch of crap including a bag of Cheez Doodles, a cheesy orange visor (just give a blue hat), and a buy one get one free coupon for Aquafina.  Really. 
 
Oh, and no tickets.