How about some Staub XXL jerseys for the fat guys?

A friend of mine was admiring my cool new blue Mets jersey and wanted to order one for himself.  However, he’s um…”broad shouldered” and wanted an XXL.  These don’t come in XXL.

Come on Mitchell & Ness, make some XXLs!

What would be cooler than this broad-shouldered friend of mine (who is a redhead by the way) wearing a blue Staub 10?

MLB.com will allow you to customize one with Staub 10, but the biggest you can get is XL.  Tell ya what friend, hit the gym and squeeze into an XL and I will buy it for you.  I’d love to walk around Citi with a big redhead in one of these.

As for Rusty being “fat” – yeah he was a little bigger than say 1986 Lenny Dykstra, but I’ve met Rusty in real life.  He may be a big man but it’s not like he’s Hurley from Lost.  I’ve mentioned before, I sat next to him once at a concert and he had the two hottest women ever with him.  Right there Rusty has my respect.  More Rusty fun can be found here at Centerfield Maz.