Mets Police Morning Laziness: Nets War and Star Trek Discovery sucks

SLACKISH REACTION:  forget about the Mets, can we talk about how awful Star Trek Discovery was?  Really really bad.  Like September 2017 Mets bad.  Actually worse.  Anyway the Mets lost 3-2 on an 89 degree sunny September day so if you stayed inside to watch the Mets on TV you need to reconsider your priorities.

The Mets (players) “fail to understand why Yankees aren’t extending nets.”   

The answer is that people don’t want to watch the game through the nets despite last week’s terrible incident – which if it had been a 50 year old fat guy would not have been a Thing, but the people who sit in press boxes and not behind nets have spoken so Nets It Shall Be.  (I hope the girl is OK, I can multitask this topic.)

The Mets ask that you help them help Puerto Rico.

I guess I will have to write about kneeling during anthems now, but I haven’t had coffee yet.

I did write about the shocking number of army deserters.