Mets Police Morning Laziness: Omar’s back, Gooden tweets and Metsivus!

METSIVUS!    A quick airing of grievances….

Sandy Alderson – chillax with the jokes

Fred Wilpon – YOU’RE pissed the Yankees got Stanton?

Gary Cohen – it’s kind of your fault the Mets don’t have a second baseman

Boycotters – please

Omar Minaya – you again?

Jeff Kent – was suggested on my Facebook page, sure why not, I’d STILL rather have David Cone and he’s like 60.

Thor – dude stop trying to bang Mrs. Met.  The joke has run its course.  Just be cool and let TDK be the one who looks silly on social media.

The Next Seaver – has a below .500 career record.  Never label anyone The Next Seaver guys.   The Next Mike Pelfrey maybe.

2017 Beat Reporters – Come on dudes, Adam Rubin lapped you all from his couch at the college.  Carig basically wrote a blog post and we’re treating it like he brought down Nixon.

Terry Collins – for trying to destroy the sport of baseball with unnecessary pitching changes and grinding the game to a halt.  Let’s see if Mickey makes the list next year.

SLACKISH REACTION:  Omar Minaya is back!   Really!  I know this sounds like a lame parody article but it isn’t.  And after a few hours of some of the MSM ripping the Mets, now The Omar Mafia is out and there are lots of articles talking about what a good job he did with the Mets.   Anyway, very strong move by the Amazins.

Did you see Dwight Gooden’s back to back tweets yesterday?  They were interesting.

Boycotters need to read what The Commissioner said about how MLB evaluates owners.