Mets Police Morning Laziness is conceivably parsing Sandy’s language

DID THE METS GET ANY NEW PLAYERS:  No

SLACKISH REACTION:  Please remember that Sandy is a lawyer and a wordsmith.  He used “May” as a way to describe Conforto’s return.  The MSM has decided that means May 1.  I bet it means May 30th or effectively June.

Sandy was asked if the Mets could get a “significant” addition.  Well  keep in mind that one of the definitions of significant is “having a particular meaning.”

And Sandy’s response, “I think so.”

Sandy will also “look and see what’s available to us.”

So it all depends on what the meaning of Is is….pay no attention to any of it.

Jay Bruce leaked a new t-shirt design!

In 1995 Nelson Doubleday talked about Belmont being a new home for the Mets.

NOT LINKING:  Jay Bruce is back.  You knew that.  The AAIMRB is writing about Chris Flexen.

DUMB LINK:  Jay Bruce would be a watermelon