Mets Police Morning Laziness: Harvey sending Mickey videos, wait what?

I’m trying out MESSAGE BORADS on the site.  If you’re on desktop just hit the top menu and register, then you can click message boards and chat.  If you’re on mobile you’ll see a menu burger toward the top of the site (looks like three lines), click that and the menu will appear.  For now I have just three sections, but conceptually I’d add new topics as BIG STUFF happens.  Anyway, feel encouraged to play around as I find my way with this thing.

DID THE METS GET ANY NEW PLAYERS?  No.  In fact BIG TIME PLAYER AGENT is suggesting that the players could possibly perhaps boycott Spring Training.  I am in favor of this because THESE REASONS.  

Meanwhile the newspaper says the Mets could possibly maybe ice in on whoever Alex Cobb and Nancy Lynn are.  I typed  LANCE Lynn but Apple switched it to Nancy so I left It because it’s funnier.  I think the Mets might be in on Nancy Lynn though.  Anyway, I’m in a good mood so YOU GET A LINK!

It’s all part of the plan.

Mickey Callaway is already floating the 6 Man Rotation and the newspaper says he has a plan!  He also says Matt Harvey is sending him videos.  Make your own jokes.

Hey this t-shirt is pretty snazzy, and it gives me an opportunity to promote MY BOOK.  Details on both are here.

Ed Kranepool is selling his stuff.

Start lining up now for the Cespedes Gnome.

I still don’t get why the Mr. Met character wouldn’t like the star pitcher.  Please stop.  Can’t you guys find a narrative to end this?

SLACKISH REACTION: What, you thought I forgot? You should go watch Altered Carbon on Netflix. I watched teh first three and liked it a lot. I am sure there are people who have watched and blogged the entire series already and to those people I wonder where they get the free time. My outdoor soccer game was canceled, I will be playing Gran Turismo if you need me. Stop crashing into me you n00bs.  So as discussed before, Chill and Netflix for me.  I’m married, I don’t get the cool version you millennials do.  I’m actually chilling and watching Netflix.