Mets Police Morning Laziness: team led by pitching guru seems to have bad pitching

SLACKISH REACTION:  Well that was not the most impressive debut by Vargas. Hey wasn’t Mickey Hodges going to fix all the pitchers…you know guys like Matz and Harvey etc?  It’s not even May 1st and we’re are terrified 3 out of every 5 starts.  As I was searching for Mets news I saw the “Personal Touch” propaganda in the Times Magazine and eyerolled.  Are you seeing anything here Terry couldn’t have done?  Heck, you could even have me sit there for 7 innings while The One Turn Ace does his thing and then the bullpen can blow it for me.

Anybody else sense the Mets are coming home in second place?   The Phillies are still sitting there a half game out.

The stupid Mets, who never learn, are going to play Bruce at 1B some.  If only there had been 40 practice games to try this out.

The Laziness is a little late this morning because I had soccer and then went to he bagel store.  People, get your act together.  There was one dude reading off orders from his phone with each one having a small variant – this one has Taylor Ham, this one has Taylor Ham and egg but no cheese, two with cheese, one with salt….

…dude tell your comrades to get their lazy ass out of bed and come order for themselves.  Or do what I do….”Six Plain.”

That’s it.  Six Plain.  While I do enjoy a nice Onion bagel I know that the Plain are the most likely to be fresh.  I have stocked my home with bacon (for me) and butter for others.  I’m in and out.  Plan ahead people.