Mets Police Morning Laziness: JDG wins, Ushers, Cubs Anniversary

SLACKISH REACTION:  Um I guess JDG won and the Mets scored 8 runs.  I don’t know becuase it’s insane to play weekday day games.  However, here is a weekday day game idea the Mets SHOULD try.

Happy 30th Anniversary of the first actual night game at Wrigley, vs. the Mets!

Lets’s talk about Citi Field Ushers

NOT LINKING:  This next one isn’t so much as me hating on sites (Deadspin is having a bad month) but back to the original Not Linking premise of the headline telling you everything you need to know.  Remember when Jayson Werth was a free agent? Well, me neither – but turns out he called every team but the Mets because he hates the Mets.  Whatever…lolMets time on all the lame sites.

In other not linking news the crackhead Mets are considering Rosario in CF except for the part where they probably aren’t since they have 8 million OFers, but hey, clicks.

Other sites also seem really excited to report the Mets farm system is not the 19th Best!   Or the 11th Worst!  Depends on how you look at it.  Great, we are rebuilding with the 19th best!