Sterling or Scully: Gary Cohen calls home runs by Conforto and The Virus and I invent Trackwalling

I feel like the Mets haven’t hit a HR in three weeks.  Yesterday there were two (maybe there were more, I sure as hell didn’t watch Mets-Marlins).

Here’s Gare….

Oh Gare, you were so close.  You didn’t Trackwall a moonshot, but you did have to get your “signature” Outta Here.  I guess everyone from Mel Allen to you have done this so I shall not penalize you.

Verdict: Scully, but only because you didn’t Trackwall it.

The Lame Laza also homered!

This is a terrible call.  Gary mails in his “to the wall” but go back and look at the timing.  The outfielder is already leaning at the wall and the ball clears the fence by a lot.  This is Gary at his worst, not describing the play but working in his catchphrases for a goal I don’t understand.  Does he plan to sell 10 million copies of a book called To The Wall someday?  Is he opening a t-shirt business?  Terrible.

Verdict: Sterling