Mets Police Morning Laziness: Mets silenced David Wright? Mickey Mafia Returns!

WTF is going on in Queens.

First I read that idiot Mickey Callaway plans to use Wright as a PH.  Look, can the guy play or not?  You morons out in Queens had finally laid out a good plan and now you’re going to spoil it with a pinch hitting appearance for no reason.  STOP.

Also, this article in the newspaper says the Mets wouldn’t let Wright comment.  Very strange.

It’s not even 7am on a Monday and the Mets already have me mad at them.  Come on idiots, don’t fuck this up.

SLACKISH REACTION:   Someone thought it would be a good idea to make the season 162 games long.  The Mets won 8-6.  There were probably some details.  I couldn’t be less interested.

MICKEY MAFIA:  There are like four articles this morning about Mickey  I guess all the sites had original thoughts all at once and #TheNarrative is something I imagine.  Anyway, The Mickey Mafia is back spinning the tale of the good second half and how there’s a new culture and stuff.  Please stop with this nonsense.  I am ready to fire him right now over the Wright thing.

QUEENS BASEBALL CONVENTION:  I dunno what’s going on over there.  I got an email from the guy asking if I saw who they have for 2019.  I had not.  He told me it was on the Facebook page.  It doesn’t seem to be.  Am I supposed to tell you guys or not?  I dunno.  Even the Mets sometimes send me a press release, I’ll promote it when I get one.  Anyway y’all will like who it is.