Mets Police Morning Laziness: Braves hurt Mets Second Half Champions chances…plus David Wright sorta returns

SLACKISH REACTION:  I’m so glad WOR is going away.  I was driving home and it was 7:01 and I just wanted to know if the game was happening.  Wall of commercials and that metallic sound.  Eff you.  Click.  Decided I didn’t care.

I did watch some of the game, about 6 innings worth, and was kind of bored.  So bored that I risked missing David pinch hitting in the 97th inning.  However the Mets have announced DW will not play against the Braves because people are acting like home field matters in the playoffs (other than for gate at all).  So will DW play Friday night?  I guess.  I dunno.  David says he wants to play so if David wants to play, OK by me – but I WAS gonna watch Solo on Friday so you’re killing my whole weekend now David – I’m losing Spider-Man Saturday to having to hike all the way to Citi Field.    Anyway after I turned the game off Thor left and the bullpen totally blew our chances to be 2nd Half NL East Champions!  I guess the Braves really are the better team.

Anyway the loss puts our Second Half Heroes in a bind..

Fortunately the One True Ace pitches tonight to try to get this to one back.

David Wright signed The Virus’ cleats

Did David violate MLB Rule 3.03(b)?

David spoke to the media for 15 minutes

David has a three game Home Run Streak on the line again tonight

Matt Harvey pitched one last game for the Reds.

NOT LINKING:  Haven’t had any Not Linking in a while – if you are new to the Morning Laziness the whole idea is for me to save you time, so let me save you time.  COULD Ron Darling be the next GM?  Well COULD is a loaded word.  Sure.  So could my dog.  But WILL Ron Darling be the next GM.  Do I even have to answer you?  Stop with the dumb-ass articles people.