Mets Police Morning Laziness: Whole Squad Ready And Lit!

SLACKISH REACTION:  I’m struggling with this team right now.  I can’t take all the hype….I actually forgot Mickey Callaway existed until they put him on display yesterday. All the marketing has been around the GM (weird, right?) – just like last winter was all about Mickey Hodges…..and yeah the new GM is so so groovy…….and the whole thing with The 7 Line is such a turn off, especially the dismissiveness of it and how it can’t even be discussed.  Not feeling any of it.

I’m also not feeling the overuse of the word Squad which appears in just above every tweet the Mets do.  Stop – that’s not bringing anyone into the sport @mets.

Blah blah for the city and the fans blah blah…this is actually the exact same answer my Created Player gives in NBA2K.  I know it’s supposed to be inspiring, but it actually has the opposite effect of making my eyeroll….

Oh yeah, Dilson Herrera is back. You can never have enough guys to play second base.

You guys didn’t tell me Daniel Murphy is wearing #9 for the Rockies.  NINE?

Matt Harvey is Fully Clear.

The Spring Training march is HORRIFIC

It’s the Mount Rushmore of Mets Announcers

ICYMI the All Presidents Mets team