Mets Police Morning Laziness: Lowrie MRI? Nimmo Shoulder? Thor Free Agency??!! PANIC!!!

SLACKISH REACTION:  The7Line went ahead and sold the offensive caps.  As I said on twitter, I look forward to Mr. Metsnandez caps in May.  I don’t know what they look like but they probably look like whatever you just pictured….no harm right?  It’s all fun.  T7L even sent an email at 8:19pm to brag about how fast the caps were selling.  Shame on you sir, the Mets, New Era and Major League Baseball.

I know my site is stupid but all I see this morning are articles that A-Rod visited camp, and there was a snake spotting at ST.

Lowrie is getting an MRI.  Nimmo had shoulder soreness.  Panic.  Speaking of panic…

Noah Syndergaard wants to try free agency!  PANIC!!!! Oh wait, he’s not a FA until after the 2021 season.  Also there will be two rebuilds between now and then so don’t even worry about it.  Plus SNY said the Mets would trade Noah to the Yankees.  Hopefully we get some prospects back.

Nimmo being out might not be the worst thing as it could force the MSM to realize the man in the nice suits didn’t have enough outfielders.  We are way deep at second base…but only two OFers and one of them is Nimmo.  Unless you’re cool rolling Broxton/Lagares/Conforto for months at a time.   I’m sure Nimmo is fine, this is Queens.

TDKOLAA threw off a mound.  I kind of want to pronounce that T.D. Koala

Tired of hearing about New Culture from Mickey Hodges.

Oh my.  Does someone like donuts as much as I do?

If Matt Harvey hung out at Rutgers instead of reporting early, watching game films and working out you’d be mad at him.