Mets Police Morning Laziness: the Mets adopt the Dennis system

SLACKISH REACTION:   My friends the Mets invited me to something!  They must have been reading the blog over the winter and felt bad.  Thanks Mets!

There’s an article or two about The Mets Mindset which is so stupid I can’t even make fun of it.  Just take every letter and…well…it’s basically this but at least in the D.E.N,N.I.S. system you hook up with women.

I really can’t even be bothered to make fun of MINDSET – I for integrity and T for Try to Sign Your Ex-Players and such.   This will be as meaningful as Prevention and Recovery when the Mets decided they would no longer suffer injuries.

Also we are told that the DENNIS system is part of…..wait for it….a new culture!  STFU with New Culture every year Mets.

Would you even recognize this man?

The Mets seem to have a David Thompson.

Yucky Todd Ziele shirt

No we are not putting Rey Ordoñez on the Mount Rushmore of Mets Infielders.

Tuesday (ss) at Braves 1:05pm:   No TV.  Radio MLB App Atlanta Radio

Tuesday (ss) vs Tigers 1:10pm:  SNY & MLB TV

Wednesday 1:10 vs Marlins:  SNY and MLBN

My young apprentice Niko went to some games and…