Mets Police Morning Laziness: Man Up and Blog Better

SLACKISH REACTION:  I guess David Wright made an appearance because there are 5 million articles about it.  You will never believe this – he’s excited about the 2019 team!  Right?  I kind of expected David to come out sand say he doesn’t think the team has a chance, but no, he is excited about them!   The newspapers also want to continue to believe Alonso is making the OD roster.  Any news on the Syndergaard trade?  Come on guys, stop being willfully stupid.

Copa de la Diversion is back with the Brooklyn Jefes and the Viñeros de Tri-City. @mediagoon is fighting with his GPS over where the hell Tri-City is and do they have a Modells so he can buy a jersey.

Also, I dunno about this one man….

CBS or Chernoff or whoever should stop messing with Wayne, who is supposedly on a try-out year.  My man has game.  

Let’s rank all the Mets mascots!

NOT LINKING: The AAIMBR with a random look back at K-Rod on a Tuesday in Spring Training.  OK then.  Man Up and Blog Better.