Mets Police Morning Laziness: Thor’s mad and Fred’s got money

SLACKISH REACTION:  Yay, drama has returned to Queens.  By now you have likely heard about Thor’s feelings about going to Syracuse.  I also like that he’s mad about the trip to Sarasota – not that I want him to be mad, but I like that it illustrates my point about moving Spring Training to Arizona, but we can talk about that in 30 years.

I also see the media is laying groundwork for the Home Opener after an evening game in Miami.  I have zero sympathy for that one.  I’m up now and heading out the door for a two hour commute.  I’d love if I could get on the Team Bus and fall asleep, but I can’t.  Sometimes you only get 7 hours sleep guys, that’s life.

Poor Fred, he is so poor.

Gary Pipp needs to show up for work.  #AKR