Mets Police Morning Laziness: Mets win a slog

SLACKISH REACTION:  My #1 follower needs to pitch better than that.  I was working late so saw none of this game.  I got in around 10:20 and saw it was still the 8th or something but (a) I have a 10pm rule and (b) I wanted to learn more about the Notre Dame fire so no Mets for me.

Baseball is insanely slow.  This game was 4 hours and 29 minutes.  Who the heck wants to watch 4.5 hours of baseball?  Not me.

Not much else going on.  Lyin’ Todd Frazier will be back soon, sad.

Saw this cool graphic on Fox Sports!

NOT LINKING: 8 million articles about why JDG is “struggling.”