Mets Police Morning Laziness: Thor bags another win for the .500 Mets

SLACKISH REACTION:  The Mets are taking seriously this stretch against bad teams.  My #1 follower pitched a fine game.  Dom “The Alarm” Smith homered!  Even Todd Frazier got a hit!

Gary Cohen had a good call for 50% of the home runs last night.   Here’s MLB The Show 16 making fun of Gare.

The QBC guys are doing a luncheon with Keith Hernandez you should attend.

NOT LINKING:  Jed Lowrie will be out for at least another month, hamstring issue.  What else do you need to know?  I don’t think he actually exists.  And remember, in Queens, getting Cespedes and Lowrie back in July is just like making big trades!