Mets Police Morning Laziness: A Song of Suffice and Not Fired

SLACKISH REACTION:  Cancel your comedy tour and order your FONTASTIC t-shirts because the Mets are back!  The new narrative is that the Mets backed up Mickey Callaway!   And Lyin’ Todd Frazier is heating up!   While its as total chaos at 4pm, by 10:30 we were printing playoff tickets, the boycotts were canceled and I was back to being “too negative.”  Show up at Shea Citi Field but don’t bring a backpack.  The Mets are just 6.5 games back!

I still think Mickey will be fired this Sunday and will stick to my guns until I will need a time machine to be proven right.

Oh and I don’t know what is going on with Cespedes, but didn’t you feel like the Mets didn’t believe his story.

Meanwhile. in Adam Eaton vs Todd Frazier I am on Team Eaton.

Also Meanwhile…get hyped for the new Doctor Kay you had never heard of until this sentence.  Go ahead, be outraged that the Mets won’t call him up.  I’ll save you the click, Anthony Kay is 24 and 4-2 with the Rumble Ponies.

Wait until the Mets find out they scheduled a Robinson Cano promotion this weekend!