The Mets’ Brandon Nimmo is totally fine. Why don’t you think he’s fine? I sure do.

Why are you worried that Brandon Nimmo will be out for a while?  Just because the Mets signed Matt Kemp to a minor league deal?  The Mets just want depth.  Don’t you like OF depth?  I sure do.

Michael Conforto says he hopes to come back this weekend.  See?  Is it me?  No, it’s you.

The Mets also signed Aaron Altherr to play OF.   You didn’t think Nimmo was hurt then, why do you think he’s hurt now?  Don’t you want the Mets to have OF depth?   I sure do.  I suppose now you think maybe Conforto is more hurt than the Mets are letting on.  You would think that. Why would you think that?

Is it me?  No, it’s you.

Oh and the Mets signed Ervin Santana.  Don’t you like pitching depth?  So what if he has an ERA even worse than Matt Harvey right now (TDKOALA has the worst in the AL….because Santana got kicked off the White Sox.)   Don’t you want us to have SP depth?  I sure do.

Is it me?  No, it’s you.

Also not one of these players is repped by CAA.  It’s so interesting that you would think these players are repped by CAA.  Why would they be repped by CAA?  The Mets sign players from all kinds of agencies.