Tom Brady files for Tom Terrific Trademarks. Wait what?

I’m ready to form a posse.

Brady is a BIG fan of his “TOM TERRIFIC” slogan and his renowned company, TEB Capital Management Inc., has actually filed two new trademarks for the nickname. Additionally, the company is preparing to debut “TOM TERRIFIC” trading cards and a clothing line featuring the nickname in the near future. (via MSN)

Look man, you are lots of things, but you are not Tom Terrific.   You might as well declare yourself The Franchise while at it.  Someone get our lawyers on the phone.

Unlike most of the posts where I am just sharing and then you guys think I am walking around muttering to myself…for this one I am actually walking around muttering to myself.  How do we stop this?