Mets Police Morning Laziness: Anthony Davis? Edwin Encarnacion? Mets are1-0 in the Brooks Pounders era

To all you Fathers out there, happy birthday!

SLACKISH REACTION:  A big day for teams that are serious about winning now.  The Lakers went out and got Anthony Davis.  The Yankees probably got fleeced by that crafty Mariners GM by trading Juan Edwin Encarcion  Encarnacion who made it to 36 years old without me having any idea what position he plays – and I will remind you I blog about baseball all day every day for over a decade now.  I may suck at it, but it’s not like I’m not on the internet.  Baseball does a lousy job.  I know who Anthony Davis is somehow.

Anyway, the Lakers got Davis , the Yankees got Encarnacion (did they have to give up prospects and take on an albatross contract? That Mariners GM is pretty crafty) and the Mets got reliever Brooks Pounders.  You may be unfamiliar with Pounders so let’s take a look at his career so far. (Thanks Baseball Reference)

Now those are Old Man Stats with silly things like ERA.  I am sure you millennial have cool stats like PPFp and RAdef that will enlighten us all on what Wags is seeing here.

COME AND GET US BITCHES!!!

Hey if you run a blog don’t forget to do screen caps of the Mets wearing these today.

And I should probably mention my #1 follower Thor heart his hamstring.  Get well soon buddy.

 

 

Looks like The Toddfather is ready to watch the Soccer Bullies run up the score today and do obnoxious celebrations.  Too bad for Todd that he has a baseball game.

 

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I want to thank @dezuca1 for this sick USA pullover. They have all the countries. #wearyourcountry

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