Lenny Dykstra and Sprinkles The Clown went dumpster diving for dentures. Really.

I am breaking my own IGNORE ALL LENNY DYKSTRA NEWS rule because hey you are intrigued by the headline right.  Well, NJ.com says…

For the next nine hours, Dykstra said he and a friend – a tag-team wrestler who goes by Sprinkles the Clown – dug through the dumpster behind Jersey Mike’s.

It seems Lenny finds the bread too hard at the sub shop, so he took out his dentures, wrapped them in a napkin and the napkin got tossed and….whatever.

He found his teeth.