Mets Police Morning Laziness: Vargas will Knock You The Eff Out Bro!

“I’ll knock you the f*** out, bro” – Jason Vargas, June 23, 2019.

In case you missed it, Mickey lost his cool and the Mets issued a statement.

SLACKISH REACTION:  Here’s a road the Mets could take.  “Tim, I lost my cool yesterday and I am sorry.  I should never have said that to you.”  And that’s  it.  I think Mickey is a nice decent man and we all sometimes lose our cool.  I don’t think this is why the guy should get fired, we have plenty of baseball reasons for that.   I actually saw someone suggest they demote him to pitching coach, which obviously would never happen, but yeah that.

Phil Regan for MANAGER….

This.

Oh yeah, remember when Pete Alonso broke Strawberry’s rookie HR record?  That happened yesterday.   Did Wayne Randazzo have a better call than Gary Cohen?

When is baseball going to enforce their own rules?

I’ll Knock You The Eff Out t-shirts will be on sale shortly.

NOT LINKING:  Let us not let the other sites off the hook.  Here at Mets Police I have been very loud about the Mickey Mafia.   Now they all act like he was never the right guy for the job.  Oh?  Your sites have 50+ writers each, maybe get a take right now and then.

And meanwhile here at Mets Police…