Mets Police Morning Laziness: This deficit goes to 11

REACCIÓN FLOJA:  Los Mets están a 11 juegos del primer lugar.  Sorry, the debates got to me.  The Mets are 11 games out of first place!  The debates were more boring than a Mets game!  Come Get Us!

The Mets loss ruined my planned heading of Vargas will F You Up.  He deserved a win.  #TeamVargas

Since Gary and Keith talked about Vargas not apologizing, it reheated the discussion (and there are lots of Copycat Articles you can read that will regurgitate that so I won’t bother.)  That led Vargas to say…

“It was an unfortunate confrontation,” said Vargas, who allowed two runs and struck out 10 in 6⅓ innings. “I don’t think all the information is really out there. I don’t think this is a time to get into that. But I think that anybody that knows me, anybody that has played with me, there’s never been a situation like that. So to think it happened out of the blue, it’s foolish.” (via ESPN)

Someone had a funny tweet that we should have the bullpen threaten some reporters.  Good joke, but Mets Police does not condone violence.

Read this quote from Mickey, I don’t even know what to say.

Thor returns Sunday.

Thunder Pete Alonso would like to meet Jerry Seinfeld

The Mets have lots of cool things planned for this weekend including A PARADE.  Today they will rename 126th  Street to 41 Seaver Way.  No truth to the rumor that @Uniwatch is selling “I’m Still Calling It 126th Street” t-shirts although that joke cracks me up.

I’m heading out for a few days, “on assignment” as they say in the network news business.  My young apprentice Niko will keep you company while I am gone and cover all the fun from Citi Field.  Keep things together until I get back.