Mets Police Morning Laziness: Gary Cohen not back, Mets two back, Matt Harvey is back

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SLACKISH REACTION:   The Mets won!  They are two games back in the Wild Card!

I thought my #2 follower Gary Apple was a lot better last night.  I cannot get over the amount of site hits I am getting from people wondering when Gary Cohen is coming back.  I don’t even have to write anything new, I can just let every click the Cohen post and collect checks.

Both Keith Hernandez and Gary Apple said “The 7 Line Army” by name.  Cohen is gonna be so so pissed at those two.  Long time watchers of SNY know that Cohen completely ignores them when they pop on screen, often letting the game go to complete silence.  Some day there is gonna be a standoff between Gare and the director as we all stare at people in some orange t-shirts for an hour.

Justine Ward is better than Gelbs.

Here’s what twitter thought of Gary Apple.

Matt Harvey pitched for Las Vegas and to find out how he did you will have to give me a click.  This is a capitalist enterprise ya know.

NOT LINKING:  Generic “Jacob deGrom is good” articles to fill the newspapers.  Nobody did any actual reporting last night so there is nothing to tell you about.

The Mets play at 2:15 today, Gary Apple has the call.